Breathe easy.

Midland TX. Marketing. Computers. Weed. Music. Dogs.

Breathe easy.
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kasttheninja:

So this was on my doorstep as I left this morning. #500condoms #fofree! #gacc
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I’m a genius
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Barnes and Noble
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ask-gallows-callibrator:

beartier:

neraiutsuze:



#Jack Sparrow: Accepting You for Whatever Gender You Decide to Be Since 2003 

#There should be a Captain in that tag somewhere

 #Jack Sparrow: Captaining You for Whatever Captain You Captain to Captain since Captain

so close

god damnit i cant stop laughing 
ask-gallows-callibrator:

beartier:

neraiutsuze:



#Jack Sparrow: Accepting You for Whatever Gender You Decide to Be Since 2003 

#There should be a Captain in that tag somewhere

 #Jack Sparrow: Captaining You for Whatever Captain You Captain to Captain since Captain

so close

god damnit i cant stop laughing 
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trippingonjlaw:

Are we not going to discuss this
trippingonjlaw:

Are we not going to discuss this
trippingonjlaw:

Are we not going to discuss this
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kas-a:

STRAIGHT BOYS AT THEIR FUCKING FINEST
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milkaholics:

me introducing myself
milkaholics:

me introducing myself